Things the Left Fears

With tongue firmly planted in cheek, Greg Gutfield over at the Huffington Post has compiled a list of things the Left is secretly afraid of. Some of the highlights are as follows:

Fear that even if the democrats win the 08 election, Europeans will still look down on us and Muslims will still want to kill us.
Fear that capitalism actually works better than any other economic system
Fear that America really is the freest country in the world
Fear that going it alone when you think you're right is more moral than trying to build a coalition with dictators, thieves and cowards.

Read the whole thing. I was laughing so hard I could barely type.

Because we all know lefties are too lazy to write their own stuff (see Hillary's ghost-written books) the IMAO crew decided to channel a member of the Left and compiled a companion list of things secretly feared by the Right. I think Greg's is both funnier and more accurate. Hat tip to FrankJ at IMAO.